Okay, here goes nothing!
By the time you work through these pages you are going to know
a lot about hamsters (maybe even more than Pat or Pat's Mom).
You will know where hamsters come from and what it's like there
(no, I don't mean a pet shop).
You will know what hamsters eat, how they live, what they like,
and what they don't like (believe it or not, hamsters like broccoli).
You will know enough about hamsters to build a hamster home nice
enough that you'll be allowed to keep the one from Pat.